I might as well cough out my own updated take on this:
Thanks to the Maryland State Police for spying on antiwar activists as if they were terrorists, even after you determined they were harmless
Thanks to the DC Gang for leeching off the prosperity of the nation, for bankrupting our country and covering it up, and for listening to your corporate masters on Wall Street instead of the people who elected you
Thanks to the globalist bankers at the Federal Reserve who have illegally and unconstitutionally manipulated our once great country’s economy to their benefit and to the detriment of hard-working Americans
Thanks to Al-CIAda for assassinating one of the greatest leaders this country has ever known and for perpetuating the most heinous evils in the name of our country, such as drug distribution to our own people to finance your nefarious black operations and pitting Iran and Iraq against each other in collusion with non-American citizens
Thanks to the Mossad for killing loyal Navy sailors on the USS Liberty, for dragging my country into endless conflicts against our will, and for that most recent false-flag operation you just pulled off in Mumbai
Thanks to the spineless, America-hating telecommunications companies who have us all by the genitals with their full complicity with NSA wiretapping, for locking us into draconian mobile phone contracts and nickel-and-diming us for an Internet that we as taxpayers paid for a large part of
You will all get what you deserve in due time.